Monday, February 28, 2011

How to Fend Off a Giant Squid

Take careful aim at its sweetspot. The sweetspot is the area smack-dab in the middle of its eyes. It is called the sweetspot because that is where the membrane bound sack that hold its power supply: hydrogenated glucose. Piercing this sack will mean instant death for the Giant Squid...
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9 comments:

  1. Natalie KMarch 1, 2011 at 9:54 AM

    In conclusion, if you ever see a giant squid in your backyard, this is how to kill it/ get away from it.

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  2. Ellieanna M.March 1, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    As always, just being of great help to the public. ;D

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  3. MegMarch 1, 2011 at 10:02 AM

    Yes...I needed serious help because I have a fear that a squid will come and get me. This helped very much if I see a squid in Natalie's backyard.

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  4. OliviaMarch 1, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    Oh, if only I had known this information sooner! My cousin Alfred took a trip into the depths of the Pacific Ocean on a scientific discovery expedition. While they were traveling to the bottom of the ocean, they encountered a giant squid. H-he...I'm sorry, I-I can't help but tear up a little, the memory is s-so fresh in my mind...anyways, th-they knew they wouldn't make it out a-a-alive, so he called us in his last moments to tell us how, d-dearly he loved us. I could've saved his life with this. It just makes me so sad.

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  5. Ellieanna M.March 1, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    ....D':

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  6. MegMarch 1, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    AWW! Poor OLIVIA!! D: :'(

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  7. UnknownMarch 4, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    Thank you so much! I've been aiming for the heart ... do squids even have a heart? I mean, sure, they love their kids and all, but do they REALLY love at all?

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  8. Ellieanna M.March 4, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    I doubt it...

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  9. OliviaMarch 7, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    Hey, don't go hating on giant squids. I have had serious problems with them, you know, aforementioned cousin Alfred and all, but that's not their fault. It's their way of nature. If you were a giant squid and all of a sudden a perfectly squeezable submarine comes floating right along, headed straight for your babies, you would most likely think not why SHOULD I, but why SHOULDN'T I.

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